The Wife just asked me to put Pop-Tarts in the toaster for her but she transposed the P and T. Top Parts. So I, thinking myself clever, said I will not put your Top Parts in a… and then I did the same thing. Poster, not Toaster. For the record, I will not put her top parts in a toaster, or a poster. Just FYI. Pop-Tarts though? Pop-Tarts are being heated now.
