Onion Reports: Winner of 2008 Election Accidentally Leaked

Diebold issues an apology to our shadowy overlords for the mistake.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Author: RAnthony

I'm a freethinking, unapologetic liberal. I'm a former CAD guru with an architectural fetish. I'm a happily married father. I'm also a disabled Meniere's sufferer.

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