Dry Cleaning Conspiracy

Clothes that can’t be washed in water, when the world’s surface is covered by 71% water; when the body that it goes on is 60% water; when on any given day in the averge human’s life, water can fall right out of the sky onto the clothing he is wearing (well, unless you’ve been living in Austin lately, that is. What a drought) what else would you call it?

Yes, I put the dry cleaning into the washer again, so what?

Editor’s note. This is a repeating problem in the Steele household. Dry cleaning tossed into the laundry as if the launderer can be expected to check labels before washing. He clearly can’t be expected to check labels. Don’t buy dry clean only clothing, that is the solution. Do not, repeat, do not blame the person who washes the clothes. Not if you want him to keep washing the clothes.

Author: RAnthony

I'm a freethinking, unapologetic liberal. I'm a former CAD guru with an architectural fetish. I'm a happily married father. I'm also a disabled Meniere's sufferer.

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