There has to be such a creature. I can’t think of any other explanation.
I’m pretty sure they came across the border in a banana shipment (or something like that) and that they come from at least three different regions. I’m pretty sure the place is called “Slobovnia” (what else would it be called?) The ones from Lower Slobovnia leave clutter in the floor areas. The ones from Upper Slobovnia leave clutter in the empty spaces above the floor.
Then there are the ones from Central Slobovnia, the most common kind (at least around here) because there is clutter all over the fucking place.
How do I know there are bugs responsible for the clutter? Well, I know it isn’t me, and when I ask the rest of the family “who made this mess?” No one did it.
It’s gotta be the bugs.
Now I just need to find a good exterminator that doesn’t laugh when I describe the problem.